And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
STOP GETTING NEW FIC IDEAS OH MY FUCKING GOD i need to FINISH things lol
r.i.p. giant french buttplug
may you go on to plug the great ass in the sky
There may come a time when I don’t reblog this post but that day is not this day.
A day may come when the when this post is not reblogged, but it is not this day!