Cuz It’s All About Me

Hai there, welcome to my blog.

Who the hell are you?

I am a high school senior girl waiting for the gates of Mordor school to release me to the wild and go to college.

I spend my time running, playing the violin, listening to polar-opposite genres of music, pretending to do homework, pigging out on Wheat Chex, reading webcomics and fanfiction, and freaking out over homework and fandoms.

What random-ass crap do you post?

A lot of really random-ass crap. Not limited to everything in my header. Just about anything funny that strikes my fancy.

I don’t tend to post these though:

  • Food (I just get hungry)
  • Instagram (#yoloswaaaggg)
  • Personal posts (if I want to shout my secrets into an abyss, I’ll go to twitter)
  • Anything to do with running (once upon a time, I ran, then I fell into a hole called tumblr)

What random-ass fandoms do you follow?

Primarily, I’m a waterbending automail expert from Hobbiton. On occasion, I’m a part-time SHIELD agent who dresses up as a man to defeat the Huns and needs eggs for her souffles.

Lord of the Rings is my favorite fandom so prepare yourself Middle Earthlings.

What is with all your random-ass “musings”?

For the fandoms I truly follow and immerse myself in (LOK, LOTR, FMA), I like to ponder larger questions about them and analyze the characters and themes within them. 

Update (1/13): Lately, all my energy has been focused on a story I’m writing, so I’ve all but stopped writing these musings - for now!

However, if you want me to write one (general topic or specific question), just ask me. :)

Can I have your numba? Can I have it? Can I have it?

I don’t like giving out personal info to random strangers over the Internet. But if you know me in real life, feel free to follow me. I won’t be weird about it.

Halp, I need followers. Will you follow me please?

Sure! I check out every blog that follows me and 9.5 times out of 10, I’ll follow you back. The only time I don’t is
1) if our interests don’t overlap at all and my Dashboard gets spammed every 2 minutes,
2) you don’t post that often but our interests really really don’t overlap,
3) you post non-ironic photos of boobs, butts, sexy time, or pot.

Your blog is stupid and fat, like your face.

It is a perfectly healthy and well-adjusted blog, thank you very much.

Enjoy!