Install Theme
  • Peter Jackson: let's make Thorin younger than Balin
  • Hobbit fandom: ok
  • PJ: we'll make him handsome, mysterious, super elf-racist and not as much of a windbag as he was in the book
  • Hobbit: ok
  • PJ: and Thorin'll be the one who faces Azog at Azanulbizar
  • Hobbit fandom: ok
  • PJ: also Azog survived the battle and is now chasing the Company all of the place with an egg beater hand as a sideplot
  • Hobbit fandom: sure why not
  • PJ: and for funsies, we'll throw in Radagast and Galadriel and Saruman and another side plot with the Necromancer/Sauron even though they never got involved in the book at all
  • Hobbit fandom: fine
  • PJ: btdubs there will be three movies for one children's book
  • Hobbit fandom: ...eh, we're not so sure, but ok whatever
  • PJ: and we're going to turn one of the elf captains into a woman named Tauriel
  • Hobbit fandom: WHOA WHOA WHOA HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE A WOMAN WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT EWWWWWW
  • Hobbit fandom: QUIT MESSING WITH THE STORY LINE DAMNIT
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